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Can any one share their stockings/thigh highs/garter belts/pantyhose/nylons sex experience . foot jobs maybe? id like to hear ladies/womens/girls stories on how these nylons/thigh highs/garter belts change their sex experience... maybe giving a footjob while in stockings and how did it end. thanks! | It always ends in great orgasms. Why wouldn't it? I just do the same thing as usually, but with my stockings and garterbelt on. They don't get in the way if you are smart enough to put your thong on last, so it can come off first.
It is just more exotic wearing stockings, and seems to make the guys perform a lot better, especially when they have their head in your crotch, with your stockinged legs wrapped around their head. | (Girls Only) What do you think I should do in this situation? I've had a thing for sexy female feet since I was a little boy. My current gf has ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS feet & toes. I haven't told her what I think of her feet. When she's not around, I sniff the toe area of her nylons (especially after she gets home from work)...and I love sheer toe nylons. I also enjoy sniffing her socks. I would love her to give me a foot job. Do you think I should say something? | You have a fettish.
This article goes into detail about it. Even though there is a stigma to it, it's actually really common.
www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/25_…
My friend has a peanut butter fettish...............lol. So at least you have a relatively normal one, he gets horny when he smells peanut butter, and his girlfriend caught him putting peanut butter in his nose before sex to "make it better". She just thought it was funny and told everyone. | Has this ever happened at your job? I used to work at a call center. These two girls had desks on both sides of me. My shift started right before theirs. When they sat down, they would both take off their heels and put them under their desks.(Take into consideration that they always wear nylons) Needless to say, I could smell their feet. ;) Can anyone explain to me why girls do this? | | They do that because their feet hurt, or it's just more comfortable without shoes, | First day at a new job-- I need advice? How do I start my new job out on the right foot? I am a very etiquette minded person and don't want to make any missteps or make any enemies.
The job is at an automotive parts manufacturer, and I will be working in the office. I'm not sure I'll fit in because the office is very casual and I believe in dressing appropriately for work, ie: skirts with nylons, jackets, nice blouses. I want to make a good impression on my first day, but don't want the people to think I'm stuck up.
Also, I'm not sure how to handle lunch-- should I pack a brown sack lunch? I know the business has a cafeteria area, but I think all the factory workers use it and it may be a bit grubby.
I guess I'm just scared and don't know if my regular way of dressing will fit in with the rest of the people. Also, I carry a designer tote bag and am not sure that would be appropriate to carry anytime either.
Thanks for any advice! | I sure do hate that first day! Altho, as I've gone along I can handle it a lot better than when I was first starting out, but I know how you feel.
I wopudl say, be yourself, BUT....fit in. Don't assert yourself so much that you segregate yourself from everyone else. Instincts tell me that most people there are very down-to-earth. No bells and whistles and tho mannerly....probably rough around the edges, but harmless enough. So....you have to go with the flow....laugh with them, be open and friendly, and don't over-dress. The women will think you're 'trolling' and the men will think the same.
Just fit in, but do it gradually, and find where the line between who YOU are and how you can fit in and get along with everyone else.
Take your own lunch.....if someone asks you to go out for lunch, say "sure" with a smile. Maybe you will make a friend...or two....or three. :)
It will take a little time, but you'll do ok if you bend with the wind.
Good luck....and congrats. | What to wear to a job interview with a leg in a cast? I while back I broke my leg. I've had surgery on my knee and now it's back in a full cast, toes - thigh. I stupidly chose bright neon green for the cast, which I don't know why I did it as it doesn't go with any of my clothes and now I have a job interview coming up.
It's a job with a big firm and I really want it, but I don't know how to look smart and professional with my leg like this. Suit trousers don't really fit over the cast. I'm guessing it's going to have to be a suit with a skirt. Stretching tights (nylons) over the cast looks a bit tacky, and they catch and ladder on the rough cast anyway. Should I cut down a pair so I at least have my good leg covered?
I'm also not sure what to do about my toes. Do you think bare toes poking out the end looks too informal? The only way I can cover them is with a rolled up sock, which looks like a comedy hat on my foot, and a huge bright green cast with a little black sock over the toes just looks so stupid!
I want to wear a high heel on my good foot, but do you think that is too risky
The crutches are going to be a problem too, as I imagine I'm going to be shaking hands with a lot of people. My docs says I can start to bear weight on my leg so I think I could manage with one crutch my the walking shoe thing I have (which is horribly ugly!) for the interview. Trouble is I limp and am very slow walking. Any thought or ideas?
Thanks in advance! | OK perhaps the neon green wasn't the best idea but now your stuck with it. Do you have any jewellery that you could wear that tones in with it? Painting it might be a bad idea, as you might damage the cast and you don't want to smell of paint during your interview! I wouldn't wear tights over your cast as I agree it looks tacky but you should cut down a pair so you have one on your good leg. Wear a suit with a long-ish skirt so the cast is mostly covered anyway. I agree a sock on your toes will look silly with a business suit, so go for bare toes and paint your toenails. A high heel should not be a problem, but use two crutches for balance. People will expect you to be on crutches with your leg like that, so don't try to just use one. Make sure you tell them about your leg so they can make arrangement and so you don't surprise them on the day!
Good luck with your interview! | What should I wear to a job interview with my leg in a cast? I while back I broke my leg. I've had surgery on my knee and now it's back in a full cast, toes - thigh. I stupidly chose bright neon green for the cast, which I don't know why I did it as it doesn't go with any of my clothes and now I have a job interview coming up.
It's a job with a big firm and I really want it, but I don't know how to look smart and professional with my leg like this. Suit trousers don't really fit over the cast. I'm guessing it's going to have to be a suit with a skirt. Stretching tights (nylons) over the cast looks a bit tacky, and they catch and ladder on the rough cast anyway. Should I cut down a pair so I at least have my good leg covered?
I'm also not sure what to do about my toes. Do you think bare toes poking out the end looks too informal? The only way I can cover them is with a rolled up sock, which looks like a comedy hat on my foot, and a huge bright green cast with a little black sock over the toes just looks so stupid!
I want to wear a high heel on my good foot, but do you think that is too risky
The crutches are going to be a problem too, as I imagine I'm going to be shaking hands with a lot of people. My docs says I can start to bear weight on my leg so I think I could manage with one crutch my the walking shoe thing I have (which is horribly ugly!) for the interview. Trouble is I limp and am very slow walking. Any thought or ideas?
Thanks in advance! | Sorry about your leg, I know what it is like. Your cast should not be
a problem since you are going to talk about a job. Be honest when
answering questions about your condition. You will not have the cast
forever and it is what it is, a temporary medical appliance. If you feel
that socking your toes is goofey, then don't. It is not much different
than open toe shoes. For shaking hands. hold your right crutch in
place by squeezing it between your upper arm and ribcage. If you
uses forearms. transfer it to the left hand and hold both as you
extend your hand. If it takes a little time - no problem. If you are
good on crutches and a heel - its ok, or wear a little heel 1 - 2".
Good luck, emial if I can be of any help. | Have you ever felt like an outsider? Seventh Grade Dance
By C.S. Scotkin
To be female, 12 years old and five foot nine is one of God’s better practical Jokes. It was the night of the seventh grade dance. All the girls I wanted to be were going. You know, those girls, five feet two, cute and bouncy. Who had cool Moms who let them wear lipstick, and…nylons… Pleated skirts with heather sweaters and charm bracelets and circle pins. Hair that pouffed and flipped up at the ends. They never had to wear corduroy jumpers, ankle socks and tie shoes; they were never made conspicuous by their lack of jewelry, lipstick, and nylons. But I did have my Sunday Mary-Jane’s.
Dad was working second shift at the mill then, Mom wouldn’t leave her waitress job till 6, she promised to take me to the dance if I went to Grandma’s to get ready. Dad dropped me off and Grandma and I talked while we had supper. I went upstairs to change. I hated that blue paisley jumper and the ruffled front white blouse. My hair was straighter than string but at least I had been liberated from braids. I promised that when I arrived at the school I would go to the girl’s lav; these hated white socks would come off!
I sighed and went down for the final Grandmother inspection, looking and feeling like a four year old in front of a carnival fun house mirror. She looked me over and told me to stand up straight, sweetie. She looked at my feet. I burst into tears. Without saying a word she left the room and returned a few minutes later…with a garter belt and real silk stockings, not nylon, pre-war silk. I received a crash course on how to wear a garter belt and how to put on silk stockings. The Mary-Jane’s had improved considerably. My mother had a fit and her mother told her she thought I was old enough. Not even my Mom would cross my Grandmother.
The dance was a horror. It soon became clear that no boy there was going to ask me to dance. I was at least 4 inches taller than any of them, and the cutie pies seemed to be afraid of catching my height; they avoided me as well. I wished it were ten p.m. and my Mom would pick me up. While I was drinking fruit punch I noticed the Boys and Girls Basketball Coach walking over to me. I liked Mr. A., Mr. A. liked guys…he had a few of his own and his wife was funny and smart. She taught music. He walked over and asked if he could dance with me. I was too much in shock to say no. He danced as badly as I, but he wanted me to try out for the Junior High Girls Basketball team. That could and would never happen, I had to take care of my sisters while my parents worked.
It was still a stellar, magical evening…silk stockings, a dance with a teacher, and the knowledge that a five foot nine, 12 year old girl might have some value.
| | What a great story that I can identify with on so many levels. I too was 5'9" at twelve years old and it doesn't matter how cute or nice you are when you are considerably taller than all boys. I feel your pain. I didn't have or get what the other girls got either because we were dirt poor and wore hand-me-downs from the thrift store. Anyhow, you are a great story teller and I enjoyed this immensely. | How to make heels fit when wearing nylons? My size 8 heels fit perfectly in my bare feet, but when I wear nylons, it makes it slippery and hard to keep my shoes on; I have to clench my feet just to keep them on, which later makes my feet and hips hurt. Is there some kind of insert I could use to help fill the shoes out more, or should I just wear a half size smaller shoe when in nylons? I normally don't bother to wear nylons, but I'm wearing a skirt to a job interview and kind of have to for that. | You can do things: high pumps, fix the ball of the foot in front of the shoe, stops slipping foreward: www.hohe-absaetze.de/shop/html/se…
or if the heel of the shoe will be to wide: cgi.ebay.de/Antislip-Fersenhalter… That are just examples to show you a picture of the item. Here in English: www.amazon.com/Heavenly-Heelz-Cus… | Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World? Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Fool's love their jobs; but jobs love the freaking fools even more!
Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World (some of these are pretty funny.)
On a French passenger jet:
Live West under Your Seat.
In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today: no ice cream.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Two signs from a Mallorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.
At a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own asz?
At a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have guyren in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty.
At the office of a Rome doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
At an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
At a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Strange Signs in London
Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu… | | I don't know where you find these but I will be saving this and sending it to friends. It was even better than the facts about the pig yesterday. Thanks for posting this. As far as funny ads go, I get a catalogue in the mail. It advertises "Discreet Massaging Devices To Relieve Feminine Stress, complete with accessories but you gotta get your own batteries. I got a laugh out of that, my favorite fingertip massage device to relive stress has always been a man and they don't need batteries! Thanks W. you make my mornings a little better and ya don't even know. |
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